The Team
Matt & Gary



'are these my teeth'
matt please shout four or the one eyed golfer will return


A few Quotes

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced. ~ Lee Trevino
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.  ~Bobby Jones
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan.  Today it's called the PGA Tour.   Alex Hay
Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.  ~Martha Beckman
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.  ~Lee Trevino
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.  ~Author Unknown
Hockey is a sport for white men.  Basketball is a sport for black men.  Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.  ~Tiger Woods
No-one will ever have golf under his thumb. No round ever will be so good it could not have been better. Perhaps this is why golf is the greatest of games. You are not playing a human adversary; you are playing a game. You are playing old man par.
- Bobby Jones
I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that i didn't have a chance to win.
- Arnold Palmer